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-CSHFLW
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Negative Cashflow. In Missouri, the state
usually fills in any spaces on a vanity plate with a "-". This
person has the most creative use of that little quirk of state
government I've seen. (I know this doesn't really start with
zero, but I don't know where else to put it!) |
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OOO LALA |
What more do you need to say? |
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02 BE ME |
Modest fellow, isn't he? |
02BNLA
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Oh, to be in LA or Love to be in LA since 0 is
called love in tennis, from the movie "LA Story" |
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0GRAVTY |
Zero Gravity! |
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1000101 |
Binary humor on a Virginia plate. For those of
you who are binary challenged, it translates to 69 :) |
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10R SAX |
Tenor sax, on the car of a professional
saxophonist |
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10SNE1 |
Tennis, anyone? |
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10SPRO |
Tennis Pro, seen on a white Porsche |
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12DRAG |
Want to drag? On a 1985 Oldsmobile 442 |
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14THBCH |
One for the bitch (or maybe beach), on a white
BMW convertible |
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14U2C |
One for you to see ("Sky-Hi" Toyota 4wd) |
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16 APR |
On an accountant's car |
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187 |
Seen on a yellow '70s Cadillac Fleetwood Sedan
with dark windows and bullet holes all over the lower body and
doors. 187 is police code for murder. |
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1BLU BYU |
Blowing by you in a blue Corvette |
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1BNG007 |
One bang, 007 James Bond? |
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1BUG2C |
On a 1967 Volkswagen Bug |
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1DFOAL |
Wonderful on a Ford Mustang. Get it? Foal as in
baby horse. |
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1DN1TGO |
One down, one to go. There are two daughters in
the family, and the older one has graduated college and
married, while the younger one has yet to do either. |
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1GOTO1 |
Silicon Valley License plate |
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1GQ2ENV |
One GQ to envy...at least that's his hopes, but
people are already questioning his taste - he owns a puke
green honda |
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1HNGLO |
One hung low. Apparently, the driver has only
one testicle. Not too sure why he's advertising it tho. |
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1HRDDRV |
One Hard drive, on a 1995 Mustang GT (the owner
sell computer equipment). The frame says: "at a time" |
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1MONPAY |
One month's pay, on a $105,000 BMW 850Csi |
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1NTSTND |
One night stand |
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1OVER0 |
1 over zero = infinity, on an Infiniti I30 in
Virginia. |
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1RUDEFB |
One Rude F.B. Seen on a woman's Firebird. |
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1 TOGOLF |
"One to golf" or "Want to golf"? as seen on a
nice Lexus |
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1UPONU |
One up on you, on a Porsche |
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1WTHGOD |
On a
purple Hyundai Accent that also has the jesus fish |
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2 |
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20GS |
The cost of the Lincoln Continental when the
owner bought the car |
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22 NICE |
Too Too Nice, on a 1987 RX-7 that will be in
the IASCA shows |
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2 3PAIR |
Too(th r)epair...get it? On a dentist's car |
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24 KT |
A jeweler's car |
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26E4U |
Too Sexy for you! |
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29 CRIB |
The owner is president of the Madison Cribbage
Club. For cribbage neophytes, 29 is a perfect hand, VERY VERY
rare. |
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2BENVD |
To be envied, on a Corvette |
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2BLND4U |
Too blonde for you. The plate was in a plate
holder; the top of the plate said, "some blondes" and the
bottom of the plate said, upsidedown, "are intelligent." |
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2BORWAT |
To be or what? Modern day Hamlet?! |
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2BSAVED |
Don't we all wish? ;) |
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2BWED |
This was the vanity plate the owner came up
with for his wife while they were engaged. He hoped it would
discourage any "prowlers" on the road. I guess it worked, he
just celebrated 4 years of marriage with a baby on the way!
Ohhhhhh. |
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2COY 4U |
Too coy for you |
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2 DA WDS |
To
the Woods. The owner has a cabin in the Wisconsin north woods
on a lake. Also check out his wife's plate |
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2DBCH |
To the Beach! |
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2DIE4 |
To die for |
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2DUM2NO |
Too Dumb To Know |
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2ED4ED |
Certainly Ed owns the car |
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2EXKWSIT |
Too Exquisite, on a red Ford Mustang |
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2FAST4U |
Too fast for you, on a Corvette |
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2FMN269 |
2 females into 69. Actually, the owner revealed
that it is not personalized, he just happened to be issued
this plate...only in California! |
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2GOOD4U |
On a cheap oldsmobile |
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2HI4U |
Too high for you, on a jacked-up pickup truck |
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2HSPRN |
2 required at bed time? |
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2 LONG |
NO, it's not what you think! Get your mind out
of the gutter. This is found on a Lincoln super-long limo |
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2LOW4U |
Seen on an aqua collored Nissan lowrider. |
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2LV4EVR |
To love forever, on a Chicago car |
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2M8OS |
Tomatoes. Either this guy is a vegetable or
he's a farmer |
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2MCHHP |
Too much horsepower, spotted on a Chevy SS |
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2N2R4 |
On the car of a school teacher in Plano, Texas |
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2NAHNTR |
Tuna Hunter |
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2ND2NUN |
Mother Theresa's right hand nun perchance? Seen
on a white Toyota Supra |
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2ND2SEX |
Second to sex, on a black Ferrari Convertible.
Actually you can have the best of both worlds ;) |
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2PCME |
To pee, see me! Urologist's plate |
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2Q2BSTR8 |
Too Cute To Be Straight. Seen on a volvo in San
Fran |
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2Q2STOM |
Too cute to stay home. A gift awarded by a guy
to his fiancee (now ex-). |
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2QIK4U |
Too quick for you as seen on a RX-7 |
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2QT4U |
Too cute for you, the driver was a delicious
Blonde driving Volkswagen convertible (Australian plate) |
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2TH DR |
On a dentist's car |
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2TH FIXER |
On a dentist's car |
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2 UKUF |
Caught the DMV guy napping in Illinois. Check
this out in the mirror |
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2WLK AGN |
On a black Honda Prelude parked in a disabled
space |
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2ZRESQ |
To zee resque, on a plate outside of a small
town fire department |
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3 |
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3 2 1 GO |
on a Nissan Twin Turbo 300zx |
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38-24-34 |
You do the math |
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38DDD |
On a Gold TransAm with a brunette |
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3MTA3 |
Eat me mirror image, on a bakery truck |
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3NON |
Read this upside-down |
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3TT3V |
On a vette |
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4 |
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400 GPA |
Potential Ivy-leaguer? Actually, an apparent
random plate issued to some guy in Michigan. |
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4 BN EZ |
Apparently, the owner got the car for being
easy. |
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4CASTR |
Weather Forecaster and also professor of
meteorology |
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4DGETIT |
Ford Get It, as in forget about it. Seen on a
Corvette |
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4GETIT |
On a black TA driven by a married lady!!! |
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4MR BOY |
Former Boy? On a green Jeep Cherokee in
Hamilton, Ontario driven by a woman(?) |
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4EN JUNK |
Seen on a late model Volvo wagon in Virginia. |
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4 PLAY |
On a Corvette driven by a comely young lady in
UTAH! |
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4QU2 |
F*** you too, on an Ontario plate |
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4SAFETY |
on a Volvo, what else? |
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4SURE |
Fer shure |
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4U2DZYR |
For you to desire, on a 95 Acura Legend |
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4U2NV |
For you to envy |
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4X 4EVR |
4X4 forever! |
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4XX 4XY |
Four girls and four boys, on a van |
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5 |
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5050 LUV |
On a big yellow Cadillac, the driver wearing a
wide brimmed hat, looking very pimp-like. |
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5150 |
On a Toyota MR2, 5150 is the code in California
for a crazy person |
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55N-UP |
55mph and up |
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5PMBYOB |
5pm, Bring YOur Own Beer, on a Toyota MR2 |
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6 |
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6DRYV |
Sex Drive |
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6HORM1 |
Sex hormone |
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6ISENUF |
6 kids is enough |
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6 KIDS |
On a Chevy Suburban in Utah |
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6PK2GO |
6 Pack to Go, Turbo V6 1987 Buick Grand
National Greenville S.C |
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6UALDMN |
Sexual demon |
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6ULDV8 |
Sexual deviate |
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6ULRGG |
Sexual urges |
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7 |
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7NTXXX |
Car of a Bridgeplayer |
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8 |
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80 INCH |
Yes, this guy is vain, but he's not
exaggerating. The 80 inch refers to the 80 inch motor on a '82
Harley Davidson, so you can get your mind out of the gutter! |
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81TCH |
Guess the other bitch took the BITCH plate, the
Nerve of that Bitch! |
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88 KEYS |
Liberace's car |
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88 MPH |
On a Graphite Volvo 240DL. A reference to the speed you need
to achieve in order to time travel (Back to the Future).
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8ISEXC |
Ai(n)'t I sexy? Seen on a BMW |
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911EMER |
On a 90 VW Jetta. In case the family Porsche is
not available for any reason, the Jetta is old reliable
emergency backup. (Actually, the owner works for 911 dispatch) |
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911WIFE |
On a 93 Ford Taurus. Wife of above. |
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9FOFO |
9 four four, on a Porsche 944 |
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9INPNS |
9" peepee. On a car driven by a female. Not
sure whether she wants one, or she has one! |
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9MPGWOW |
9 Miles Per Gallon, Wow! On a 1966 Cadillac
Sedan DeVille |
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9WONWON |
On a Lexus. Boss of 911EMER |
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A1 AN A2 |
Lawrence Welk's license plate |
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A 4X4X8 |
On a Honda |
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AFAV8R |
Air Force Pilot (Aviator) |
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A GR8PL8 |
A great plate, oxymoron?! |
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AHEADAU |
This Alabama plate proudly proclaims his place
in traffic...ahead of you, that is! |
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AINTNO4 |
On a 914-6 Porsche |
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AIRHEAD |
On a white Jeep Wrangler with a soft top. The
owner get a lot fewer funny looks when the top is down! |
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ALICE |
On a white Rabbit (Alice in Wonderland, get
it?) |
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ALLMAYA |
A plate for Las Vegas. "Maya" means "illusion"
in Sanskrit, so "everything is an illusion" in Vegas. |
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ALLNITR |
Allnighter |
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ALTREGO |
Proposed plate on
identical cars of two friends. See the other one |
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AQTU12 |
A cutie, you one too? |
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AQTU124 |
Eh cutie, you want to f***? |
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ARETE |
Greek for "excellence" |
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A SAXIST |
On a California plate |
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ASK KATO |
You know, that annoying
houseboy of you-know-who |
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A-SLAAB |
A slob on a Saab |
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ASSMAN |
Classic Seinfeld episode where Kramer is
mistakenly given the plate "ASSMAN" which truly belongs to a
proctologist |
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ATHDOC |
Athletic Doctor |
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A TOTAL |
On a (Mitsubishi) Eclipse |
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ATOYOTA |
A Palindrome on a Toyota
truck |
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ATTY2B |
Attorney to be, on a paralegal's plate. After
she passed the bar, it changed to ESQUIRE |
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AU DIGR |
Gold Digger |
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AUSM |
An Auburn Alumnus' Autotag...Awesome! |
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AU YLOKS |
Goldilocks...cute |
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AV8RX |
Wife of a pilot who is also a pilot. |
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B4DKCME |
Before decay, see me, on a dentist's truck.
Some one asked him once if he was a mortician. |
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B4RTAXS |
Before our taxes, on a new Mercedes |
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B9S2US |
Be nice to us |
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BAA BAA |
Baa Baa 'on a ' Black Jeep |
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BAD MUDE |
What the owner feels like during rush hour
traffic. It's on his 1967 Porsche 912 |
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B AFRAID |
On a '90 Cavalier |
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BAWLMER |
This guy obviously hails from Baltimore as he
spelled the city like he would pronounce it |
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BCDDCBA |
Musical notes in the fourth movement of
Beethoven's Ninth |
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BCNU2 |
Be seeing you too |
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BEACHN |
Beaching! |
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BEAUTEE |
New York Yankee relief pitcher Steve Farr is
known as "The Beast", and this is on his fiancee's car |
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BECNYA |
Be seeing 'Ya, on a '68 Mustang |
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BESIDES |
Sideline beekeeper |
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BEYOND |
On a 'blue' plymouth 'HORIZON', Beyond the
horizon |
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BFATFRE |
Be fat free, a health nut's car |
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B FLAT |
B-flat in musician terms means something that
is "regular, not exciting", and this is an apt descrition of
the high school band director's Honda Civic in Texas. |
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BGBDVET |
Big Bad Vette, on a Corvette of course! |
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BI BYE |
Twice as likely to get a date!...At least
according to the owner ;) |
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BIGBLUE |
On a 30 foot, armored RV, Seattle Police mobile
station. |
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BIG BUX |
On a Ferrari 308 |
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BIGMAN7 |
A matter of opinion |
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BIGTARS |
On a monster pick-up truck |
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BINARY |
On a computer programmer's plate |
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BIRDIE |
Driven by good looking lady from New Zealand |
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BITCH |
Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cheerful,
Horny, on a "babe's" car |
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BITHCKR |
bit hacker, on a beat up ford with the guy
driving it looking like a low-level (BIT LEVEL) programmer
type. |
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BITN |
On the car of a Missouri woman who had lost her
arm to a crocodile in Zaire. Have to admire her sense of
humor. |
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BKEEPR |
Bee keeper |
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BLOGH ME |
On a 1992 white Mustang seen in the San
Fernando Valley |
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BLOODY1 |
On a bloodstain pattern analyst's car |
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BLU2FUL |
Bluetiful, on a blue '63 Chevy convertible |
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BLUBYU |
On A Blue Mustang LX 5.0 |
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BLUE 666 |
Blue Devil |
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BMRMAN |
On a 93 BMW |
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BMW-BFD |
Bavarian Motor Works - Big F...in Deal! On a
beat up old Honda Civic in Texas |
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BOBS MG |
Seen on a VW bug, when the driver is told
"That's not an MG" he replied "I'm not Bob" |
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BONZO |
On a black jeep |
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BORNLZR |
What an optimist. |
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BRSTLVR |
Breast Lover |
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BUGDOC |
Probably an exterminator or a PhD in entomology |
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BUGLITE |
On a '79 VW Beetle in Nevada |
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BUGOUT |
On a South Carolina VW beetle |
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BUTRBUNZ |
They sure are! On a Camaro convertible,
attractive blonde female driver |
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BY BY COP |
On a Ferrari F40 |
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BYE-BYE |
On a Porsche 911 Turbo |
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BYMYHNY |
Buy my honey, a beekeeper |
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BYTE ME |
For the computer geeks |
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BY YALL |
On a Porsche 911 |
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BZNU |
Be zeeing you, on a 280Z |
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BZZZZZ |
There's a little Mazda Miata running in New
Hampshire with the following color scheme: Bright yellow with
black rag-top and trim... |
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CALQL8 |
Calculate on the back of an Auditors Chevette |
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CANTCME |
On a Dodge Stealth |
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CAPTXMS |
Captain Xmas on a Chev truck, belongs to a
battalion chief who used to be in charge of the toys for tots
program for the fire dept |
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CARGASM |
On a brand new Corvette |
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CARPEPM |
Seize the night, carpe = seize and P.M. as in
night |
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CD8D |
Sedated |
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CELBRTN |
Definitely time for celebration after ending
the payments on a black 300zx |
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CHAOSSS |
On Jim Yorke's car...he coined the term chaos
theory |
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CHINGCHING |
on a Black Range Rover (European plate so more
letters) |
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CHUVIT |
Shove it, on a Chevette |
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CLICHE |
On a BMW! |
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CLIT |
Seen on a corvette with two attractive blondes |
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CME4AD8 |
See me for a date |
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CME4DK |
See me for decay, on a dentist's car. |
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CME4LUV |
See me for love, Dr. Ruth Westheimer's car? |
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CNTUCHDS |
Can't Touch This, Seen On A Nissan Low-Rider In
New York State |
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COCO VAN |
Chicken in wine sauce...on a lady's bronze
colored Toyota minivan |
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COKE |
On a Delorean in New Hampshire. Recall that
John Delorean got busted for cocaine. |
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COMIN4U |
On a 1974 cadillac hearse |
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CONDUMB |
Condom |
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COP B8 |
Cop Bait on a Porche |
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COWPLP |
The owner has a low opinion of his white BMW |
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CPU AGE |
Computer Age |
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CPUFXR |
Computer fixer, on a Pathfinder in Colorado |
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CRE8IV |
Presumably on an Artist's car. |
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CRIMPAYS |
Seen in front of the Ulster County Courthouse
(N.Y.) on a red convertible Porsche 911 driven by a defense
lawyer |
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CROOZAH |
On a Land Cruiser in Australia |
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CRUZMSSL |
Cruise Missile, on a Camaro |
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CRXTASY |
Car (CRX to be specific) Ecstasy, on a yellow
Honda Sportscar |
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CRZY 4U |
Crazy for you |
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CTHRU U |
See through you! Spotted in Cleveland...a
radiologist, perhaps? |
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CTDRV55 |
I must admit I share this guy's sentiment -
can't drive 55 |
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CULAYTR |
See you Later, on a Porsche |
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CUM55X |
Cum 55 times! |
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CU N OZ |
See you in Oz |
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CU N QRT |
See you in Court, on an attorney's car |
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CYAAH |
See-Ya on a 1963 sebring silver 340hp split
window corvette |
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CYCOPTH |
Psychopath's car |
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CYIMBRK |
See Why Im broke, found on a cherry 95 ford 3/4
ton truck |
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CZDMMNT |
Cease the moment, a variant of carpe diem |
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DAD IOU |
Dad, I owe you, on a Trans Am |
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DA HERSE |
On a 1959 Cadillac hearse |
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DA LEGND |
Self-proclaimed legend on the car of a high
school basketball star |
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DA PMP |
Da Pimp, on a lowered Caddy in Texas |
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DARKSIDE |
On a deep blue, almost black Berreta |
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DARKSOL |
On a
Black 1994 Honda del Sol VTEC |
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DA WABIT |
On a VW Rabbit |
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DEADREDY |
On a 1971 Cadillac Hearse |
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DEB N ART |
The plate frame carried this rhyming update
"Are now apart." Deb appeared to have won custody of the car. |
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DEF-ROW |
On a souped up Jeep Cherokee with killer boomin'
stereo system in New York |
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DELUDED |
Deluded |
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DEPECHE |
French for fast |
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DE SADE |
On a 77 Mercury Marquis |
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DFACTO |
On a White Stretch Limo |
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DIAL 911 |
On a yellow '96 Porsche 911 turbo |
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DIRTBOY |
He's a filthy geologist and he's also a member
of the popular rural band: Dirtboy and the Screamin' Weasles |
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DIV BY 0 |
Now you know why Infiniti Q45 are a nerd's
favorite car. |
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DJ4FEE |
Support this poor DJ who can't afford anything
better than a broken down 77 dodge |
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DJAKEL |
"The Devil" in Swedish, and it is on a Red Saab
900 Turbo Convertible. |
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DMNTOY |
Damn toy, on a red jeep |
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DMV SUX |
A sentiment shared by many but surprised that
it went through |
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DNTB2NR |
Don't be too near |
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DO9114U |
On a 92 Isuzu, the owner is a 911 dispatcher |
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DOC4JOX |
Sports injury specialist's tag |
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DON H1 |
The legendary Don Juan spotted in Orlando, FL
on a bright red convertible by a Swedish lady tourist?!
According to her, "the guy behind the wheel was VERY
good-looking". |
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DOOZPD |
Dues paid, on a female doctor's Mercedes |
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DOUSWALO |
Click on the link to check out Matt's story on
his plate |
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DR AC |
Doctor Cool, on a white 300ZX in Colorado |
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DREK |
It means shit in many Slavic languages,
Yiddish, etc. On an Ontario plate in Canada |
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DRG DLR |
Drug dealer, on a car parked outside of a
pharmacy |
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DR IBALZ |
Another optometrist's plate. |
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DR IIII |
Doctor 4 Eyes, an optometrist |
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DRSKULL |
On a Mercedes in L.A. (Neurologist? I hope so
otherwise wouldn't want to see this Doc) |
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DUKOVRL |
Duke of Earl. The owner's last name is Earl |
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DV8 NXS |
Deviate in excess |
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DV-DT |
a = dv/dt = acceleration, on a Honda Civic Si |
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DVL-666 |
In Finland, the license plate consists of three
letters and three numerals, but this extra constraint didn't
seem to stifle this creative soul...maybe the devil made him
do it :) |
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DZBLND |
Dizzy Blond, on a white BMW in Colorado with a
blond lady driver |
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E |
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EARGASM |
This Geo Storm won, placed or showed in more
than ten IASCA (International Auto Sound Competition
Association) events, and was #1 twice |
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EASY |
On a silver Corvette driven by a bodacious
blonde |
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EAT DIRT |
Black corvette, female driver, on the highway |
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E FUDD |
Elmer Fudd |
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EGOTAG |
On a BMW 325 |
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EIEIO |
On the old Ford FARM pick-up truck. (you know
like in the song, Old McDonald...) |
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EM KNAPS |
Oh, hurt me! (read it backwards) from a red
Stealth driven by a nice blonde in Florida |
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EPH OPH |
Read the PH like Physics or Physiology |
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ERDOC2B |
Obviously watching too
many episodes of ER |
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ESAD |
Eat Shit And Die, seen on a pickup truck in
metro-Detroit |
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ESON69 |
He's on 69? |
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ESQUIRE |
On a lawyer's car. Before she passed the bar,
the plate was ATTY2B |
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ETA BUSH |
Eat a bush, seen in L.A. |
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ETHL ETR |
Ethyl eater, on a 1967 big block Corvette |
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EUNEEK 1 |
Unique one, or maybe eun..eek! #1 (eunuch)? |
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EVASTOI |
Eva stole it, on a blue Toyota 4-Runner. She
sure did. Eva was involved in and indicted for
misappropriation of bank funds. Also Eva's toy. |
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EVLTWIN |
Proposed plate on
identical cars of two friends. See the other one |
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EZ2CYIO |
Easy to see why I owe, on an expensive red
Porsche in Los Angeles |
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EZ4U2C |
Seen on a rigged out vette in San Antonio TX |
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EZ4U2NV |
Easy for you to envy |
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F |
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F40 AOK |
On a Ferrari F40, what else? |
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F8SUCKS |
Fate Sucks |
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F A DUCK |
On a Lincoln. Definitely don't want to drive
this baby into animal rights territory. |
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FAMFIXR |
A family therapist in Las Vegas |
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FAST |
Russ' 86 Corvette Pacecar |
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FASTER |
Russ' 92 Corvette |
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FASTEST |
Russ' 89 Corvette
Callaway. Here's one more in Russ' series |
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FASTRNU |
Faster 'n you, on a Mustang LX 5.0l |
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FAWQ |
***expletive*** on a 82 Nissan |
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FBI AGNT |
Registered in Montana, the owner is an
Insurance Agent with Farm Bureau Insurance. It was on his 93
Cadillac Sixty Special, but he has since changed it because of
the recent news up in Montana. |
|
FCK NXN |
On a VW bus in San Francisco at the height of
the Vietnam War. Herb Caen, the famous San Francisco
columnist, supposedly mentioned it in one his columns. |
|
FE2O3 |
On a rusty '46 Chevy pickup...get it? Fe2O3 is
iron oxide or rust |
|
FEATURE |
On a VW Bug |
|
FENRY |
(on a) Honda. Hint: think of famous actors. |
|
FEOZZI |
Hint: the owner is an Australian Triathelite
and remember your chemistry symbol Fe (Iron)? |
|
FIDL DD |
Fiddle dee dee, on a Nissan Maxima (Gone with
the wind ref) |
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FILLRUP |
The owner is in the petrolium business |
|
FINAGL |
on a finagler's (i.e., accountant's) car |
|
FIREBALL |
On A Fierro, Because The Engines Are Known To
Blow Up |
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FIREDUP |
On a sports car driven by a seemingly (it was
at night) attractive lady |
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FIREHWK |
Fire Hawk, on a firefighter's car |
|
FIRETURD |
On A Firebird |
|
FIT2SKI |
Fit to ski |
|
FKIDNNO |
F*** I don't know, on a 73 Mustang |
|
FKLIK12 |
This was driven my a verry good looking young
girl in a volkswagen Rabbit. |
|
FLAUNT |
On a Rolls Royce |
|
FLEA |
On a VW Rabbit |
|
FLEWBYU |
flew by you (this was on a Corvette) |
|
FLY-BY |
On a '91 Steath |
|
FNOILLK |
F***ing oil leak, on an OLD VW bug |
|
FNOMNL |
Phenominal, on a BMW 318is |
|
FO BY FO |
On a 4 wheel drive in the South |
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FO IRS |
On a very expensive sports car in So. Cal |
|
FOOTSY |
On a podiatrist's Aurora |
|
FOREPLAY |
On a 82 Camaro Z28 |
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FRAUD |
On a Porsche 911 "Carerra" |
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FREQOUT |
Freaked out! |
|
FSTPHKR |
Fast F**ker |
|
FT DKY |
Fight Decay, on a dentist's plate in
Connecticut |
|
FTFETISH |
On a Podiatrist's new Caddy |
|
FTN N 96 |
F*** The Navy in 96, on an old pickup in Puget
Sound Naval Shipyard. Apparently, owner is getting out of the
Navy in 96. |
|
FTNSASY |
Fit and Sassy |
|
FUGITIV |
On an Integra |
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FUGUE |
On a gold Honda PRELUDE |
|
FUH QUE |
***expletive*** |
|
F U IRS |
Well, it's that time of
year again. Fear not, check out this site. |
|
FUNFER2 |
On a 1986 Corvette Coupe |
|
FUOJ |
***expletive*** you O.J.! (or fudge?!) on a car
in Michigan |
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G |
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GDAM8 |
Good day, Mate! On an Aussie car |
|
GEDDEUP |
More horsepower! On a souped up 1992 Green 5
liter Ford Mustang |
|
GGGGGGG |
G-string, get it? Seen in San Francisco |
|
GLUTTON |
for punishment |
|
GNANABU |
GonNA NAB yoU, on a purple Toyota 4x4 in
California |
|
GODSAVZ |
Yeah, God might be the only person that can
pull you out of the mess! |
|
GODZGOOD |
God is Good, on a pastor's car in Virginia.
Virginia frowned upon putting religious messages on vanity
license plates, but it ruled this one ok |
|
GONLOCO |
Seen leaving mental hospital |
|
GONSNO |
On an 85 Jeep CJ-7 |
|
GOTCHA |
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GO TPLS |
Go Topless! On a 1968 Camaro Convertible. Owner
has been flashed on warm evenings. |
|
GOVT SUX |
A Virginia judge ruled that DMV had no right to
revoke this plate and ordered the dept to return the plates to
the owner |
|
GR82SH |
Great Tush! What else do you want? ;) |
|
GR8BUNS |
Keep your mind off that general vicinity! It's
actually seen on a bakery delivery van in northern Minnesota |
|
GR8TTS |
Seen in California 10 years ago...enuff
said...*blush* |
|
GROWL |
On a Jaguar |
|
GSNDHT |
Gesundheit, on an Isuzu |
|
GU10TAG |
Guten Tag! For those of you that don't Sprechen
Sie Deutsch, it means good day in German. The tag was seen on
a Benz in California. |
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GURUGLY |
Gee, you are ugly!!! |
|
GUT-SEE |
Gutsy (or maybe Grand Unified Theory), on a
Porsche 911 Turbo |
|
GVML |
Give em hell! On a grey Porche 944 |
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H |
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H15 EGO |
On a Porsche |
|
H2OLGD |
Waterlogged. The owner is a swimmer and this
appears on his Hyundai Tiburon FX in Missuori |
|
H2OMEN4 |
Water men four? NO, What are men for?! Seen in
Southern California on the back of an (apparently) feminists'
car |
|
H2O GATE |
George Gordon Liddy is known to have this plate
on his ZR-1 Corvette |
|
H8NLIFE |
Hatin' life, on a Lexus in Colorado |
|
H8 PEPZ |
Hate Pepsi, on a Coca Cola Van |
|
H8 REV CAN |
Hate Revenue Canada |
|
HAMACHI |
On a Yellow 1978 Porsche 911SC with a whale
tail. If you order Hamachi in a sushi bar you will get yellow
tail. |
|
HAUDI |
On an Audi |
|
HARDICK |
On a 4x4 construction truck owned by a Mr. Joe
Hardick Jr. |
|
HEBGBZ |
On a 1995 Corvette. "Heebie-jeebies",
apparently a commentary on being a passenger in this car |
|
HE PAID |
On a new Benz in LA driven by a 40+ blonde |
|
HERS2 |
Hers too, on a Black Mercedes Conv. |
|
HGHLNDR |
Highlander. Chosen because the owner's wife is
actually from the "highlands of Scotland" in a "wee toon"
called Thurso (about as far north in Scotland as you can get).
Thurso, once the home of a U.S Navy Telecommunications
Station, is where he met his wife. Ooh, How Grand! |
|
HIFEES |
On a nice 500SEL mercedes, probably a lawyer's
car |
|
HIHO AG |
Hi ho silver! |
|
HI OFC |
A good license plate for cops to see |
|
HI ON V8 |
On a Monster Miata ( Ford Mustang engine) |
|
HI-TECH |
On the Mercedes of former Deputy Defense
Secretary for research and engineering William Perry |
|
HME BREW |
Home brew |
|
HNSOFF |
Better lay your hands off this guy's white 69
Camaro or else! |
|
HOBANGR |
Ahem...I don't think I need to elaborate in
polite company. Seen on a silver MR-2 in Fort Walton Beach, FL |
|
HOOCH |
On a cark parked outside a liquor store |
|
HOOK UM |
On a Texas Long Horn fan's Cady |
|
HOT-TKT |
Hot ticket, on a Corvette with a blonde female
driver. Turns out she was a travel agent. |
|
HOWDEDU |
On a Dodge Van |
|
HSSSSS |
(A Cobra's Hiss) On a Mustang in Dallas |
|
HUMONGO |
Bodybuilder's car |
|
HUMR ME |
Humor me, on a Colorado plate |
|
HUM THIS |
On a Hummer from Denver (With Illinois plates) |
|
HUT ONE |
Football player's car |
|
HYPRDRV |
Hyperdrive, on a modified Eagle Talon TSi AWD |
|
HYRTHNU |
On a small Toyota pickup with VERRRY large
tires. Unfortunately, this did not intimidate the cop who
pulled the owner over for speeding. |
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I |
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|
I12BNZC |
I want to be in zee Sea, a diver |
|
I12BUGU |
I want to bug you, on a VW bug |
|
I 2STEP |
On the car of a country western dancing nut in
Michigan |
|
I81B4U |
I ate one before you, on a beat-up jacked-up
4X4 GMC (rusted pickup bed, hunting lights, gun rack) in
Oregon |
|
I8ABMW |
I ate a BMW, on a red sportscar |
|
I8A 4RE |
I ate a Ferrari! On a Corvette in "90210" |
|
I8AV8 |
I ate a V8! On a turbocharged VW bug |
|
I8AVET |
I ate a Vette1, on a 944 Turbo |
|
I8D TOP |
I ate the top, on a '88 Ford Mustang GT 5.0
Convertible |
|
IAM 469 |
I am for 69! This is in
answer to her husband's question. |
|
IAM 007 |
Doesn't he wish? Cool toys,
fast cars,
and gorgeous ladies...every boy's fantasy |
|
IAML8 |
I am late on a white rabbit (Alice in
Wonderland reference) |
|
IAMYY4U |
I am too wise for you |
|
IB2BAD |
I Be too bad |
|
IB6UB9 |
I be 6, you be 9...enough said! (Later recalled
by Motor Vehicle Dep.) |
|
IBCNU |
I'll be seeing ya! |
|
IBJAMEN |
On a red Honda Civic CRX |
|
ICECAR |
On a Datsun...DatsunICECAR...That's a Nice car! |
|
ICNCYDU |
I see inside you, a radiologist's plate |
|
ICU812 |
I see you ate one too! |
|
ICULAFN |
I see you laughing; now cut it out! |
|
ICULOOK |
But quit staring, it's impolite! |
|
ICUNIYQ |
I see you and I like you (as said by Elmer Fudd).
7 words out of 7 letters, pretty good! |
|
ICUQTPI |
I see you cutie pie! |
|
ICUROK |
I see you are okay |
|
ICUUQTU |
I see you, you cutey, you! |
|
ID8JLB8 |
I date jailbait. Well, there's no accounting
for taste. |
|
ID-BUGM |
I debug 'em, seen on a large mainframe System's
Analyst PA plate |
|
IDH82BU |
I'd hate to be you! |
|
IDOCPUS |
I do CPU's...No, not the kinky stuff, this is a
computer technician's car |
|
IDONTTY |
I don't tie, a racing reference on a GMC
Typhoon in TX |
|
I DO OK |
Claimed the modest owner of this Porsche 944
Turbo |
|
IDOS MF |
Adios, Moth** F****r in Tuscaloosa, Alabama on
a Buick Grand National |
|
IEATFIRE |
On a fireman's pickup truck |
|
IFLIP4U |
On a Suzuki Samurai |
|
I FLYHI |
A Flight attendant's plate. I forgot to ask her
if she is a member of the Mile High Club ;) |
|
I FND IT |
On a car of a born-again Christian |
|
IFRRATD |
IFR (Instrument Flight Regulations) Rated. A
pilot with IFR rating is allowed to fly in poor visibility /
low ceilings in certain situations. Plate seen on a Ferrari
Daytona passing afternoon traffic out of Las Vegas to LA |
|
IFXDX |
John Wayne Bobbit's urologist, perhaps? On a
MBZ seen at the Oakland coloseum |
|
IFYTFYR |
I fight fire, on a firefighter's car |
|
IGOT 2P |
I gotta PEE!!! On a Toyota |
|
IH8DST8 |
I hate this state! |
|
IH8MYX |
I hate my Ex. |
|
IH8PL8S |
When you can't beat them, join them! |
|
IH8 UNIX |
I guess he does! |
|
I I M8TY |
A former pirate? On a red Ford Probe |
|
I INSUR |
he sells insurance Orlando FL. |
|
I IS PHD |
Given this person's poor grammar, who would
have thunk it? A Princeton graduate to boot! |
|
IKNEADU |
You heard the lady! In case you are wondering,
she's a Massage Therapist |
|
ILOVEME |
But hey, have you ever seen a more PERFECT
"Vanity" plate?! |
|
ILVGLF |
I love golf, seen at golf courses mainly in NH. |
|
IM1RU2 |
Spotted on a Brown Jeep in Hawaii with a
Rainbow Flag (gay comunity symbol) bumper sticker |
|
IM2BZ2P |
I'm too busy to pee, so *$%!# get out of my
way! |
|
IMA10 |
I'm a 10! |
|
IMABRAT |
You sure are! |
|
IMA NERD |
He looks like an LA surfer punk, but he admits
he's a computer geek |
|
IMAQT |
I am a cutie, on an actress's car |
|
IMATEN |
I'm a 10! |
|
IMB4U |
I'm before you! |
|
IM BLIND |
Seen in the Pentagon parking lot in
Virginia(handicapped spot?) |
|
IMD14U |
I'm THE one for you! Seen on Vette in Baton
Rouge, La |
|
IMEZRU |
I'm easy, are you? |
|
IMLEVNU |
I'm leaving you |
|
IMFLYN |
On a black '94 Corvette and the owner is a
FA-18 pilot for the USMC |
|
IMGOOD |
On an MG at Laclede's Landing in St. Louis, an
"excellent" babe got out of the car and she was! |
|
I M N MBA |
Seen in the parking lot at Harvard Business
School. |
|
IMORBID |
On a hearse |
|
IM TAKAI |
Takai is her last name, but it also means
expensive in Japanese...Hmmm |
|
IMZ14U |
I'm zee one for you! On A 280 Z |
|
IN DEBT |
On a bronco in Pennsyvania |
|
INETJNKE |
There you go,
self-proclaimed Internet Junkie |
|
INFL8 |
On a lady's truck. Before you get any seedy
notions, let me point out that she is into riding hot-air
balloon (ahem) |
|
INGFLAT |
In G-flat, on a Buick. The owner writes music
and poetry |
|
INS BZ |
Insurance Agent's car |
|
INYORI |
In Your Eye... |
|
IO4IT |
I owe for it! Seen on a sports car |
|
IOAA |
I owe AA |
|
IOBA14K |
I owe Bank of America $14,000 |
|
IOMOM |
Seen on a new BMW with a teenage male driver |
|
IONO1 |
I owe no one |
|
IOU 000 |
I owe you absolutely zilch, so stop tailgating
me! |
|
IQ180 |
High Insufferable Quotient |
|
IRESCU |
Owner is an EMT with the rescue squad. |
|
I SD8EM |
On an anthesiologist's plate |
|
I SK8 |
I skate/ice skate |
|
ISPY 4U |
Seen on a Corvette, probably a private
investigator |
|
ISUE4U |
I sue for you! On a car outside a law firm |
|
IT LBS |
It POUNDS!!!! Oh sorry, I was trying to speak
over the car's major stereo system |
|
ITCH DR |
Stop scratching! Or this dermatologist will
come after you in his Mercedes convertible |
|
I THINK |
on the Ford F150 of Director of the Center for
Creative and Critical Thinking at Delta State University in
Mississippi |
|
I THINK2 |
The above's wife's Saturn; they both present
workshops on effective creative and critical thinking |
|
IT HERTZ |
On an 85 S-15 extended cab that is used for
auto-sound competitions. It can blast 250+ watts!! |
|
ITL DO |
On a 93 vette with a paxton supercharger on it |
|
ITOETAG |
CA plate seen leaving coroner's office |
|
ITREVS |
This 86 Rx7 turbo sure does! |
|
ITS 4PLA |
On a 90 WV Cabriolet in California |
|
ITSADUK |
It's a duck! |
|
ITSPHY6 |
It's Physics! On a physics grad student's car |
|
ITSQWIK |
On a '89 Mustang |
|
ITSTIME |
Its time, on a 68 Cadillac Hearse |
|
IT XLR8S |
It accelerates, on a Porsche |
|
IVARIVD |
On the plate holder, it reads "It says... I've
Arrived" |
|
IVNIK8 |
IV="Four", so Fornicate. Issued in L.A., but
later recalled |
|
IW84NO1 |
I wait for no one. It's a N. Carolina plate
that cruise around Winston-Salem on the back of a silver
Porsche 944. |
|
IX |
On Russell's Jaguar Mark IX. BTW, "ix" at one
point in pre-Classical Mayan meant "jaguar" |
|
IXCLR8 |
I accelerate, on Tom's 1965 Chevelle Super
Sport. He claims he has always proven his point when the need
arises. |
|
IX FE |
IX=Roman numeral 9 and Fe=chemical symbol for
iron... "nine-iron". The plate belongs to a Chicago area golf
nut. |
|
IXIVIV |
On a Porsche 944 |
|
IXLR8 |
I accelerate, on a California Maserati |
|
IXMN8U |
I examinate you, on a doctor's car |
|
IXXI |
On a Porsche 911 |
|
IX XIV |
On a Porsche 914 |
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J |
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JEALOUS |
On a BMW 525i that was given to a teenager
after his high school graduation. |
|
JEEPEATR |
on a highly modified 1995 GMC Yukon GT |
|
JESBUGN |
Just bugging, on a yellow VW beetle |
|
JETJOCK |
Fighter Pilot |
|
JJJJXXX |
The owner was named Jay and that he had married
and divorced several times. Hence, "Jay's ex's" |
|
JK MNO |
Look closely and see what's missing. That's
right, there's no L, i.e. "There's Noel". Cool huh? |
|
JOFO |
Just Out f---'n off, on a 1979 Ford hi-boy
Bronco |
|
JSTDUIT |
Just do it! |
|
JUZACAR |
While this might be true
of this guy's silver delorian, the same cannot be said for Doc
Brown's time travelling contraption |
|
K |
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K9 STYL |
Canine Style, on a Kennel-Catcher's car |
|
KAOTIK |
The state of the car owner's life |
|
KEEP UP |
Yeah, you slow poke! |
|
KEMO SAAB |
On a SAAB 900E with New Mexico plate |
|
KEPT |
On a Rolls-Royce Corniche driven by a very
attractive blonde |
|
KHAQQ |
Phonetic rendering of owner's anatomical part |
|
KIDBGON |
Kid be gone! On a red BMW driven by middle-aged
parents |
|
KILDUMP |
Kill the ump...boy, is this highschool baseball
umpire in Washington state asking for it or what? |
|
KILNTYM |
Killing time, on a 1969 camaro 1/4 mile drag
car |
|
KINDBUG |
On an old VW Bug |
|
KOYTUS |
Coitus...look it up! |
|
KPASAMD |
K (Que) Pasa MD, What's up doc? |
|
KPOOM |
On a small car |
|
KRAY ZEE |
This guy recently purchased a 1996 Nissan 300ZX
Twin Turbo without his wife's consent, 2 months before his
wedding, one month after buying his house, and 2 days after
being lasered doing 95 in a 35. When his wife found out, her
response was simply "are you f _ _ _ _ _ _ KRAY ZEE?" |
|
KVECH 22 |
Kvetch 22, kvetch is Yiddish for complaining
chronically |
|
KY DUDE |
Kentucky or Kinky dude |
|
KYHONEY |
Another Kentuckian or KY-jelly honey? |
|
KZUL SX |
Hate to tell these guys this, but "casual sex"
is passe. Seen on a Nissan 200SX in California |
|
L |
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|
L84AD8 |
Late for a date (Nicole Brown Simpson's Farrari) |
|
LAGUNS |
on a 87 Suzuki, maybe a LA transplant. Remember
all the freeway shootings that took place in Los Angeles a
while back |
|
LC2KILL |
Licence to Kill, on a 90 Modified Talon |
|
LE BMER |
On a pretentious white 535i BMW |
|
LE TAG |
On a Renault Le Car |
|
LEFTEEZ |
Probably a southpaw |
|
LEMMING |
Clueless animal |
|
LEMON |
On a late model Mustang convertible |
|
LETS M8 |
Let's mate |
|
LFTIT4U |
Left it for you, on a convertible |
|
LFTLANR |
Left laner, ie, Mr. Speeder, ona '89 Honda
Prelude 4WS |
|
LGGD OFF |
Appropriate plate for a technical producer at
America Online who "logged off" with the top down on his 1996
Saleen Mustang Speedster convertible every Friday after work. |
|
LICENSE |
Plain and simple |
|
LIFSABCH |
Life's a bitch (or beach)! |
|
LIK2BEX |
Like to be a 10! On a white Camaro with a
blonde driving |
|
LITIG8 |
A lawyer, driving an EXPENSIVE car in Alaska |
|
LIV42DA |
Live for today, on a red '79 Corvette |
|
L JEEPO |
Seen on a Ontario plate in Canada |
|
LKN4 36D |
Looking for 36D. Good luck, buddy! |
|
LOGLOZ |
On a lowered Jaguar w/
Neon lighting |
|
LOONYBIN |
On a self-proclaimed cartoon freak |
|
LOVEMYHO |
Love my HOnda, but check the link out for the
rest of the story |
|
LOXMIF |
On a locksmith's car |
|
LQQKNLO |
On a very lowered white Mustang 5.0 LX (the
"Q's" look like eyes looking down) |
|
LST TAG |
Lost Tag, where is it again? |
|
LTRDST8 |
Litter the state? Probably Altered State.
Thanks Thomas |
|
LTSLXIX |
Let's 69! |
|
LTSOMTL |
Lots of metal |
|
LUGNAF |
Let Us Get Naked And ____. Ahem, ...on a 93
Vette. |
|
LUKE4 8 |
A driver cursed and tailgated one particularly
slow car for some distance, and he noticed the vanity plate of
the slow car. Getting home, he checked his trusty bible and
read Luke 4:8 and found "And Jesus answered and said unto him,
Get thee behind me, Satan ..." |
|
LUV2SPD |
Love to Speed on a 92 ZX-11 Ninja |
|
LUV DAD |
On a convertible 86 Z-28 |
|
LV 2 TCH |
Love to teach |
|
LVB4UDI |
Live Before You Die |
|
LVME2X |
Love me two times, a ref. to a Doors song. I
like to thank Roger for pointing this out to me. |
|
LVNLG |
living large, and the owner wasn't joking
either |
|
LVNGLYF |
Living life, on a white Miata |
|
M |
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MACGEEK |
A MacIntosh computer fan |
|
MACMYDAY |
A MacIntosh computer fan and a Dirty Harry fan! |
|
MAC-USER |
A Loyal Mac fan |
|
MADHATR |
Mad Hatter on a white '67 Volvo 122S coupe with
a brim hat incense ashtray in the rear window. |
|
MAFIA |
On a Black Stretch Limo |
|
MAKMLAF |
On a comedian's car in a Blazer in Nevada |
|
MAX VEL |
Maximum velocity on a 1995 Nissan Maxima SE |
|
M BALMED |
Embalmed, on a 1970 Cadillac Hearse |
|
MDLFCRIS |
Mid-life crisis, on a 1990 Nissan 300 ZX |
|
MEANMY |
...Shadow, Dodge Shadow that is (in St. Louis) |
|
MEETNM8 |
Meet and Mate |
|
MEGOB4U |
Me go before you! |
|
ME HURT |
On a car with a handicapped driver symbol |
|
MI6 SPY |
A British car. MI-6 is the popular designation
for Britain's Secret Intelligence Service. |
|
MINE |
On a Lincoln Town car |
|
MINIAC |
On a 60' Austin Mini Cooper |
|
MINUET |
A Musician's car |
|
MI TU U |
Me to you |
|
MKITSO |
Make it so, number one!(Star Trek Next
Generation |
|
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ML8ML8 |
I'm late! I'm late! on a white VW Rabbit
(another Alice in Wonderland reference) |
|
MLBU VW |
"Malibu Volkswagen" on a '96 Porsche C4-S. The
owner said, "Just a stab at the car, anywhere else the car
would be extravegent, in Malibu they are as common as
Volkswagens elsewhere " |
|
MLNEIUM |
On a 61 Ford Falcon, as in a Milineum Falcon
from Star Wars |
|
MMMBABY |
mmm...baby! On a Mazda Miata owned by a babe |
|
MMM-HMM |
Seen in Houston on a white '56 T-bird with two
stunning blondes aboard |
|
MMRE MKR |
Memory Maker (computer chip manufacturer?), on
a blue Honda |
|
MONEPIT |
Cash guzzling boat |
|
MOSEYIN |
Just moseyin' on a 1962 Chevrolet Impala SS,
street rod |
|
MOVN FR8 |
On the vehicle of a dispatcher who works in
trucking |
|
M POWER |
A BMW M3....what else? |
|
MR QUICK |
On a big black '68 Mustang. Once a girl asked
if the 'Stang plate referred to the car or the driver. The
owner told her it referred to the driver, but he could go all
night. She walked away very fast with a red face . . . |
|
MSAGRO |
Orgasm backwards as seen on a Lotus Esprit SE
driven by a hot blonde (maybe her name is Ms Agro) |
|
MSMY911 |
Miss My Porsche 911, on a rundown Oldsmobile |
|
MTBRAIN |
Empty Brain |
|
MUF DVR |
On an Ohio car |
|
MY CAR |
At least now we know who owns that car... |
|
MY DEBT |
On a New York car |
|
MY EU4IA |
My Euphoria, on a '87 Corvette |
|
MY F40 |
Alas, it is on a 87 Camaro |
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MY FEE |
On a fiery red Mercedes convertible |
|
MY HOME |
is my Cressida? |
|
MY MINK |
On a big, emerald-green Cadillac convertible,
driven by an attractive brunette lady |
|
MYOBCSHN |
A '91 Miata is the object of obsession |
|
MYREVNG |
My Revenge (Divorcee) |
|
MYSNCAN |
If you remember your highschool chemistry, you
should recall that Sn stands for tin, and in case you were
wondering, the owner claims that his silver dodge shadow is
one, a tin can, that is. |
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MYT4CYL |
Mighty 4 Cylinder, on a 250 horsepower Plymouth
Laser Turbo All-Wheel-Drive |
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MYZRATI |
Seen on a Maserati in San Jose |
|
MZ-CHF |
Wife of a fire chief in the St. Louis County,
Missouri area. BTW, MRS-CHF was taken by the Police chief's
wife. |
|
MZDARTI |
Mazda-ra-ti, on an upgraded Miata |
|
N |
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N2SHEEP |
Hmmm...rancher's car |
|
NACL H20 |
Salt (Sodium Chloride) water. Lifeguard,
perchance? |
|
NAHRTBT |
In a heart beat, on a 66' Chevy II SS hardtop |
|
NASDBOY |
"Nasty Boy" where NASD stands for National
Association of Securities Dealers. The owner is a stockbroker
and aspiring yuppie. |
|
NAVYAV8R |
Navy Aviator |
|
NAW T |
On a red Ford, driven by a pretty hot female. |
|
NB SNOB |
Nota Bene (important) Snob, or alternatively,
it could be "Newport Beach Snob" (thanks to one astute reader) |
|
ND4SPED |
Need For Speed, on a white 1992 300ZX Twin
Turbo, bumped up to 396hp |
|
NDNGIRL |
The owner told me that she's a very attractive
Native American female, and I have no reason to doubt her :) |
|
NDLSMR |
Endless summer, on a sorority girl's california
VW Rabbit |
|
NDSADL |
In the saddle, on a '66 Mustang |
|
NE1469 |
Anyone for 69? |
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NEONE4T |
Anyone for tea? On a British car, of course! |
|
NETGAME |
On a white Honda. Either an avid tennis player
or volleyball player or both! |
|
NEXT |
On an old Cadillac hearse in Ohio |
|
NICEBODY |
On a Ferrari Daytona driven by a very NICE
blonde |
|
NICE EH |
On a REALLY beat up car |
|
NITRIS |
Nitrous Oxide injected into the intake adds 150
Horse Power...major speed!! |
|
NIZ2CU |
On a blue Dodge Viper |
|
NJYNLF |
Owner is enjoying life in the beautiful state
of Arizona |
|
NO1UNO |
No one you know, so don't bother me! |
|
NO 2ISHN |
No tuition, seen on a corvette |
|
NOBODY |
On a Rolls Royce |
|
NOBRAIN |
No brain |
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NOBRKS |
No brakes! |
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NO CACA |
That is, no shit! |
|
NOETHCS |
Lawyer's car? |
|
NO JOB |
On a white Ferrari Testa Rossa driven by a
teenage girl |
|
NOMODO |
No More Dough, on a Veerrrry expensive car |
|
NOMRTIX |
No more tickets!
Originally, the owner had this plate |
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NONE |
Funny when this one is on paper (registration,tickets,etc) |
|
NOPCME |
No pee, see me, another urologist's car |
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NOPLATE |
Funny when on paper |
|
NOT2FEAR |
On A Mustang 4 Cylinder |
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NOT2HI |
Not too high, on a jacked-up pickup truck |
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NOT4MUD |
Restored, elevated truck in Evansville, IN |
|
NOTDADS |
An appropriate plate on the back of a corvette
owned by a fraternity brother in college |
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NOT FAT |
On a RX7 (woman owned) |
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NOTGLTY |
OJ's claim, but you be the
judge! |
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NOT HOT |
(not stolen) on a Porsche 924 |
|
NOTIC8S |
No tickets (he lied), on a Porsche 911 |
|
NOT OJ |
Seen in Northern California on a White Bronco |
|
NOTUAGN |
Oh no, it's you again! |
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NOT YETT |
This WAS a real California plate, which was on
a retired 1967 HEARSE from 1985 through 1991. Unfortunately,
even old hearses die. |
|
NOT YOU |
On a Pennsylvania plate where the motto is "You
have a friend in Pennsylvania"...apparently not! |
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NO WIFE |
On a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee that was
pulling a new fishing boat in North Dakota |
|
NOYGDB |
None Of Your God Damn Business! |
|
NO YOLK |
Seen on a white suzuki swift |
|
NOZBLEED |
Nosebleed |
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NRG |
Energy |
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N ROLL |
On an IROC Z-28 Camaro in Michigan. Get it?
IROC was on the bottom of each side of the car, so it reads
IROC N ROLL. |
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NRVOUS |
On a red porsche 911 (he was driving
cautiously) |
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NS8IABL |
Insatiable! |
|
NT12WRK |
Not one to work on a 96 Probe |
|
NTOTO2 |
And toto too (Wizard of Oz ref) |
|
NU JOY Z |
On a shiny new Nissan 300ZX in New Jersey. A
nice double-entendre, since it also picks up the north "Joizy"
accent. |
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NUNSRUS |
On a van carrying a group of sisters clad in
habits |
|
NVIGOR8 |
Black Acura Vigor (California) |
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NVMYZ28 |
Envy my Z28 |
|
NVRENUF |
Never Enough |
|
NVRLKBK |
Never Look Back, on a DeLorian. This is in
reference to the movie "Back to the Future" |
|
NVRSADI |
Never say die on a cherry 1985 Nissan 300zx
with 130,000 miles |
|
NY AXXNT |
The owner is a fan of NY and has the original
plate hanging in her office in NYNY. |
|
NYMFEO |
New York Mafioso and proud of it! |
|
NYOFACE |
In Your Face, on a supercharged Celica |
|
NYOMAD |
This guy makes good use of his plate; everytime
when someone asks him what the letters means, he says if he
tells them, they will need to buy him a drink. BTW,
Now
You
Owe
Me
A
Drink...Scotch
on the rocks, please |
|
NYTMARE |
A temperamental 86 Fiero SE |
|
NYUKX3 |
i.e. Nyuks Nyuks Nyuks. Remember Larry, Curly,
Moe, and maybe Shemp? |
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O |
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|
02BAN0D |
Oh, to be an O.D. (Optometric Doctor), on a
1988 Pontiac Fiero GT |
|
O2BCD8D |
Oh, to be sedated or love to be sedated! |
|
O2BME |
on a bright red Jeep Wrangler |
|
O2BQUIK |
on a 1996 Red Camaro SS |
|
OBJET |
On a Dodge Dart |
|
O BLOOD |
On Albert Fisher's car. He has O+ blood and he
has donated over 29 gallons(!) of his blood over the last 44
years. |
|
OBSERV1 |
An amateur astronomer's plate |
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OH2B39 |
A woman in her early 50's has had the following
plate for about the last ten years |
|
OHGOOD |
You say this when you are buried in traffic |
|
OINKCAR |
As opposed to what? Cash cow?! |
|
OJDIDIT |
Whether you agree or not,
you can now cast your own vote! |
|
OK DIE |
On a NH 'Live free or Die' automobile. |
|
OLD F |
On a Custom Harley |
|
|
The loving family presented the old fart with a
new plate for his 95 911 Porsche You have to be close to
seventy and live in Newport Beach, California for something
like that |
|
OOHLALA |
on a sleek, customized Corvette with a gorgeous
paint job |
|
OOICUP |
OO..(h)iccup, excuse me! Or as somebody else
suggusted, maybe it's "Uh-oh, I see you pee" |
|
OOOOMMM |
+ the frame: May the Force Be With you...
Transcendental Meditation |
|
OPN WYD |
On a Dentist's car |
|
OR INNI |
Seen on an Audi (Outie) |
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P |
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PACE ME |
On an Indy Pace Car Fiero |
|
PAID2RGU |
Paid to aruge, an attorney's ego tag in New
York |
|
PAIDOF |
It's paid off |
|
PAWSH |
Posh on a Porsche |
|
PARDONME |
Apology for cutting you off |
|
PASS ME |
on a 1966 VW Beetle with a very weak 1200cc
engine in Pennsylvania |
|
PAZAREV |
Pa's a Reverend, on a pastor's son's car! |
|
PB4 UGO |
Pee before you go! On a minivan packed with
kids and two tired looking parents |
|
PCA SHT |
Piece a shit, on an old Ford Falcon with loose
fenders and belching exhaust pipe |
|
PD2MUCH |
On an extremely nice Dodge Ram pickup |
|
PD4BYEX |
Paid for by Ex-(husband), on a red BMW |
|
PD CASH |
On a vette |
|
PEACE 95 |
A woman whose car sported this plate, chased a
motorist, threatening him with an aluminum softball bat. She
was arrested. |
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PEG LEG |
On a pick-up, the owner has only one leg |
|
PH 7 |
This guy was the seventh in line to get his
plate in Port Hedland, Australia. He is currently working in a
lab where people constantly are asking "who's the neutral guy
with the hot red pickup ?" |
|
PHA Q |
A plate seen in Nebraska (the DMV guy must have
been sleeping again) |
|
PHLEGM |
Oops, I think we are following a tad too close |
|
PIKED6 |
Picked 6 (a lottery game), on a very upscale
Mercedes |
|
PISSOFF |
Well, you hear the man. |
|
PILPUSR |
Pill pusher, on a pharmacist 1990 Chevrolet
Corvette |
|
PMPN8EZ |
Pimp'n ain't EZ |
|
PMS ESP |
On a lady's car in Virginia. Her translation of
the plate is: Bitch that knows everything |
|
PMSX365 |
PreMenstrual Syndrome all
year! |
|
PNS NVY |
Penis envy, on a BMW K-75 motorcycle. Not too
sure how the owner got past the DMV with this one. |
|
POMPOMS |
On the car of a former cheerleader |
|
PONOMO |
Poor No More: On a Cadillac in Atlanta |
|
POOH-C |
Seen in West Hollywood on a black Porsche |
|
POOR ME |
He might be, after shelling out big money for
his red Porsche 911 convertible. |
|
POORSCH |
On an RX-7 Turbo |
|
PORKIN |
Seen on a black Cadillac driven by a cute
petite blond near the Indiana/Illinois border |
|
PORPHKR |
Poor f***er on a black Buick Riviera. |
|
POT8OS |
Dan Quayle's favorite
vegetable...or is that "Dan Quayle is his favorite vegetable" |
|
PP DR |
This plate belongs to a urologist in the
Detroit area |
|
PRAY |
On a priest's minivan |
|
PRESTO |
"Very Fast" in musical terms, on a black sports
coupe |
|
PROBING |
What else, on a stupid Ford Probe |
|
PRRRRR |
On a Jaguar |
|
PSYETR |
Pussy eater, on a Z28 |
|
PU55Y |
Hmmm, this one got pass the DMV? Brad swore he
saw it back in 1985, the GOOD OLD days. |
|
PUCK U |
Driven by a hockey coach |
|
PULN GS |
Pulling Gs, on a 300ZX |
|
PUPULE |
Hawaiian for "crazy" or a pupil who needs more
spelling lessons? |
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PUTN 4DO |
Putting for dough, a professional golfer? |
|
PWR NAP |
Seen on a Passat |
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Q |
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QN ELVIS |
Queen Elvis? On a Chevy Cavalier |
|
QT PI |
Cutie Pie, on a car in Missouri |
|
QUICK AG |
Owner is a Chemical Engineering major, so the
AG fits the color of the car as well as making a rather
understated chemistry reference. |
|
QUIKEE |
On a black 911 |
|
QUIXOT |
Oh great, that's all we need, another dreamer
on the road |
|
QWKPHKR |
Quick f***er on a Vette |
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R |
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RACE ME |
On a sports car |
|
RAKMUP |
Rack'em up, on a pool room owner's '93 Ford
Ranger |
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RARE |
On a 55 Chevy |
|
RASTRO |
Chevy Astro van with Jetson graphics |
|
RATA2E |
Not sure if this guy cooks
much, but apparently ratatouille is his favorite dish |
|
RAWPOWR |
Apt description for a black 1995 Dodge Viper RT/10
in Morristown, NJ. |
|
RCHPHKR |
Rich F@#$%r |
|
RD MD |
Road Doctor |
|
REBOS |
(sober, backwards) |
|
RECHDXS |
Wretched excess, on a $120,000 Aston Martin
sports car owned by a once-flamboyant businessman who was
convicted of racketeering and fraud. He also owned a 42-foot
speed boat called BAD BOY. |
|
REDDVL |
Red devil, on a 911 turbo |
|
REDSHFT |
Redshift refers to the Doppler Shift as
something is moving away from you at high speeds. The faster
it's moving the greater the RED SHIFT. |
|
RELXDAD |
"relax dad" teenage girls muscled ford fairlane |
|
RESET |
On a fully restored (hence reset) 1968 FORD
MUSTANG |
|
REVO EVOM |
Move over backwards, on a 944 |
|
RIRUVRU |
Try pronouncing it in dog accent...I am
serious, RI RUV RU (I love you) on a 1990 Geo Storm |
|
RK N RL 9 |
Long live rock and roll on a Plymouth Sundance
(9 as in nine lives) |
|
R LILBUS |
Our l'il Bus, on a Virginia Pontiac Transport
SE |
|
RM41MR |
Room for one more, on a Cadillac Hearse |
|
RM 4 U |
There's room enough for you, so stop tailgating
me! |
|
RMOTL6 |
"Our Motel 6" on a 33' Estancia Motor Home |
|
ROKURAS |
Rock your ass, on a VW bus covered with rock
band logos |
|
ROKYHRR |
Rocky Horror fan, on a 89 Camry |
|
ROTFL :-D |
(only possible because : and - count as 1/2
space each.) It's a NC plate -- just got it this year! (oh,
and it stands for the Internet acronym Rolling on the Floor
Laughing -- followed by a laughing smiley!) |
|
ROTTT N |
The owner has a couple of rottweilers, and he
often takes them cruising on his black jeep wrangler |
|
RSKYBNS |
Risky Business, on a '94 Red Porsche 968 |
|
RTFM |
Read the #$@!* manual! |
|
RTROVRS |
Retrovirus, on a virologist's plate |
|
RU18QT |
Are you 18, cutie? On a 68 Mustang ragtop |
|
RU 469 |
"Are you for 69?", a
question posed by a husband to his wife in Melbourne. Her
reply ... |
|
RU 486 |
On the car of a
self-proclaimed right wing abortion provider. What is RU-486?
Find out here! |
|
RU4GOD |
Are you for God? Early morning ruminations
after ingesting too much spirits? |
|
RU4REAL |
Are you for real? |
|
RUABCH2 |
Are you a bitch too? We bitches must really
stick together! |
|
RUAG8D8 |
Are you a great date? |
|
RUBZ |
Are you busy? |
|
RUBZ2NT |
Are you busy tonite? |
|
RUCCP |
Are you s..s..sleepy? |
|
RUMRS2 |
Are you Mrs 2? (on a Toyota Mr2) |
|
RU NEXT |
Are you next? On a Hearse driven by a
mortician's son |
|
RUOKYET |
Are you OK yet? |
|
RUNVUS |
Are you envious? |
|
RURT2 |
Are you arty too? Gallery owner in San Diego |
|
RVO3VOM |
Move over mirror image, on a BMW coming up at
80mph |
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S |
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S5280FT |
Smile, 5,280 feet = 1 mile. Kinda cheesy if you
aske me. |
|
SAP XUAF |
Faux pas spelled backwards, on a Pugeot |
|
SATANRB |
Satan Reborn |
|
SAXUAL |
Owner is a Jazz Fiend! He can't get anough
Sax!! |
|
SAY AHH |
On a doctor's car |
|
SAYBYBY |
An Arkansan 1990 Corvette that is highly
modified to road race |
|
SCUMBIRD |
On a Pontiac Sunbird |
|
SEEYA |
On a very fast BMW |
|
SELL NO |
Sell? No! On a '69 Camaro convertible |
|
SETAGOAL |
For six years, the owner kept a picture on his
bathroom mirror of his dream car. It was his inspiration for
going to work each day...four years ago he bought his dream
car - a Porsche 928S4. |
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SGL4LIF |
Single for life, on a Porsche 928 (probably the
reason he can afford to own it) |
|
SHOOTER |
On a car owned by a member of the university's
rifle team |
|
SHOW COLI |
a trainer or owner of a champion collie |
|
SHWING |
Wayne's world! Wayne's world! |
|
SHWINGR |
Enough said! |
|
SIQTDE |
Hint: SI QT DE...Time's up...Cutie Inside (QT
in SIDE) on a white 1995 Integra in Virginia. Very cute! |
|
SITE CN |
On a Winnebago cruising down I-95 south of
Philadelphia |
|
SK84LF |
Skate for Life, on a car owned by a sports
store manager |
|
SLAV 4ME |
On a car being driven by a very large scary
lookin' woman. |
|
SLYASA |
Sly As A, on a Volkswagen Fox |
|
SMOKDYA |
Smoked you! |
|
SMURFME |
On a Toyota Forerunner |
|
S MY D |
S--- My D---, on a red 65 Mustang in San Fran |
|
SNAAB |
Snob! on a bright red Saab. |
|
SNKBITE |
On a Dodge Viper |
|
SOBOSOB |
Grand Son of a Bitch? S.O.B. of a S.O.B |
|
SOL MAN |
On a Honda del Sol |
|
SOSUME |
So Sue Me |
|
SPDGTKT |
Speeding ticket, on a red corvette |
|
SPEDKLS |
Speed Kills on a 93 Mazda. This one was pulled
over by the cops, proably for speeding |
|
SPIFFY |
On a 1979 Chevrolet Corvette |
|
SPLAT |
On an exterminators truck in Oregon. |
|
SPOILME |
On a blue Honda Accord |
|
SQLAPS |
Aesculapius (Roman God of Healing) on a 1972
350 SL. Now why didn't I think of it before? |
|
SRUOY PU |
Up yours mirrored |
|
SRVEMUP |
Tennis and volleyball are this guy's hobbies,
on his 91 Civic Si |
|
SSSSSSS |
On a Cobra in Virginia |
|
STELAAA |
He uttered this famous line in A Streetcar
Named Desire |
|
ST ETR |
Street eater |
|
STIF ONE |
On an old white hearse in Utah |
|
STOLEN |
On a '65 Corvette |
|
STOP |
Get the message? |
|
STORK1 |
On an Obstetrician's Mercedes |
|
STOX UP |
On an investment broker's car |
|
STR8NR |
Straightener, on an orthodontist's 911SC |
|
STRM NRM |
Stormin Norman |
|
SU ROOT |
SuperUser Root, a unix geek. On a Porsche 911 |
|
SWTPEA |
Sweet pea, on a green Porsche 911 |
|
SYCOGZR |
Psycho gazer, seen on a Suzuki GSX-R750 with a
less than prudent rider |
|
T |
|
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TAN 270 |
This one is taken from Car Talk's Puzzler
section. You are suppose to figure out what kind of car the
owner drives from the plate. Check your answer with the
official solution. |
|
TAX RFND |
on a Red Acura NSX in Los Angeles, CA |
|
TCHUSS |
Good bye in German, on a 911 |
|
TEA REX |
On a yellow 1994 Porsche 968 Convertible owned
by the President of China Mist Tea Company. |
|
TENGO2 |
"Tengo" is Spanish for "I have", on a Mercedes
8L-500 |
|
THANXDAD |
Well, what can I say? |
|
THE END |
On a blue cadillac hearse |
|
THE KGB |
On a nondescript black vehicle |
|
THX JAVA |
Another one coasting on the internet gravy
train. Seen on a brand new Porche with a smartly dressed guy
driving it |
|
THX NSCP |
Thanks Netscape! On a
brand new white 911 Carrera 4 bought by an employee of
Netscape. In case you just crawled out of a cave, this is what
he is thankful for. |
|
TI3VOM |
Move it! mirror image |
|
TIKET ME |
The owner had this plate
for three years in which he accumulated eight parking tickets
and two speeding tickets, so he change his plate to this |
|
TIH2 HO |
Oh shit mirror image |
|
TIHZ WA |
Ah shit mirror image |
|
TIN CAN |
On a Toyota |
|
T IT UP |
On a golfer's car |
|
TLCOOL1 |
Tall Cool One (a Robert Plant song), on the
plate of this SWM, 6'7" 235 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes ISO of
a fair maiden to share eternity with...sorry, gals, he didn't
leave his URL |
|
TODA LK2 |
To the Lake, too! Check
out her husband's plate |
|
TOFLY |
On a late model Olds 442 |
|
TOH MI |
I'm hot mirror image, and she is! |
|
TOMATO |
On a red -- VERY red -- sports coupe, and, of
course, it was driven by a great-looking girl! |
|
TONKA |
On a yellow Geo Tracker, the owner's favorite
new toy |
|
TOO FAST |
Russ' 74 Corvette
w/blueprinted engine. You have to see the rest of Russ' series
to appreciate this |
|
TOOFDR |
On a dentist's car. Tooth Doctor, get it? |
|
TOO HOT |
On a motorcyle plate in Arizona |
|
TOOLONG |
On a Lincoln super-long limo owned by Super
Limousine Seattle, WA. |
|
TOONS |
on a cartoonist/musician's car |
|
TOTLXTC |
Total Ecstasy |
|
TRUEX2C |
True Ecstasy on a 73 Corvette |
|
TTOZTR1 |
Testosterone |
|
TTSNASS |
Tits and ass, the driver has all of the above! |
|
TUFF BUG |
On a Volkswagen Beetle (my favorite) |
|
TWEETY |
On a yellow 57 Thunderbird |
|
TWT LVR |
Aren't we all? Seen on a Corvette at the
Pentagon (don't know how it sneaked past the censors) |
|
TYPE A |
as in Aggressive driver! |
|
TZNUBLU |
Teasing you blue, seen in Sacramento, CA |
|
TZVECL |
On an Ophthalmologist's car - it's the 20/20
line on the eye chart. |
|
U |
|
|
U12B12 |
You want to be one too! |
|
U2 1 DAY |
You Too One Day! On a Hearse in central
California |
|
UCB4UK |
You see before you...Kay, or you see before you
pay (rhymes with k), on a car driven by a young lady.
Personally, I like my "loose" interpretation ;) |
|
UCLAFOX |
On a Woman's 280ZX |
|
UGOT2BU |
On a VW bug |
|
UHATEME |
Remember the "Don't hate me because I'm
beautiful" ads. It is a fraternity prank.They dared him and he
did it. He lives in Virginia and drives a red 325 BMW. |
|
U LOSE |
On a Mustang GT |
|
U L LOSE |
On a 1995 Z-28 Camaro in Illinois |
|
UNI2NITE |
What do you say, You N I tonite...on a positive
thinker's white Monte Carlo |
|
UNIXINU |
Unix, forwards and backwards |
|
UNMLU |
You animal, you. |
|
UNSTPBL |
Unstoppable! I think you better take heed, it's
on a Hummer |
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UNV ME |
You envy me |
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UP N D |
Up and down. The owner works on elevators for a
living. |
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UPP4ME |
You Pee Pee for Me, on a Urologist's license
plate |
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UPU II |
Up yours too! |
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UPURNOZ |
Seen in California several years ago. Safe to
say that this plate doesn't belong to Ms Manners. |
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UPURP2T |
Up your patuti (I think you can figure out from
the context) |
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UPURZ2 |
Retort to above |
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UPY-000 |
Up your..., on a Porsche |
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UPYOURZ |
Same to you buddy! (seen in heavy traffic in
Virginia) |
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URABUS |
Subaru backwards...or you are a BUS! |
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UR2LOW |
On a Jacked up 69 Camaro 4WD + Lift kit |
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URAPNES |
You are a penis, on a Florida high schooler's
Volkswagen Corrado, license plate later taken away by state.
While he owned the plate, the principal MADE him put paper
over the plate every day to cover it when he parked in front
of the school |
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URELAX2 |
You relax too, on a Bonneville |
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URL F |
Earl Fife is the webmaster
for his local Miata Club so the pun is fully intended. |
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URNZWA |
You heard him, "You are in zee way!" |
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URSOHOT |
You are so hot |
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USA2DA |
Gannett News employee? Seen on a white Mazda
626 |
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UTA3I |
I eat u when viewed in rearview mirror |
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UUUD444 |
Use THE Force, Luke! |
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UWANT12 |
You want one too? |
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V |
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V8KILLR |
On a heavily modified Eagle Talon |
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VAN GO |
for a vanpool |
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VANITY |
Plain and simple |
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VET DRM |
Vette (wet) dream on A Vette at the drag strip
in Ennis, TX |
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VETTOW |
corvette tow, on a'93 Chevy truck used to tow a
Vette |
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VICIOUS |
On a black Corvette convertible |
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VIVA SEX |
Red fiero, 2 females eastbound on highway going
quite fast :) |
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VIXULDV8 |
Sexual deviate, on a Mercedes 500sl |
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VLAD |
On an Impala...Dracula! |
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VROOOM |
On a little 2 seated MG Roadster |
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W |
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W84ME |
Wait for me, on a VW bug |
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W8LFTR |
Weightlifter |
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W8N4FRI |
Waitin' for Friday...join the club! |
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W8NG4IT |
Waiting for it |
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WA 2 FST |
Way to fast, on a Mustang (11.4 seconds at 120+
street legal!) |
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WAGON HO |
On a station wagon |
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WANAPLAY |
On A High Performance Sports Car |
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WARPDRV |
Warp Drive, on a 1987 Buick Grand National
Raleigh N.C. |
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WAS HIS |
After a divorce, on a jaguar |
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WASCALY |
On a very wascally VW wabbit |
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WAY2HOT |
On a RED Mistubishi 3000 GT-VR4 |
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WEASL 1 |
Weasels #1. No, it's not a lawyer's car. The
owner has 6 ferrets |
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WEB BLDR |
Fellow web builder, on a red Honda Civic |
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WED4LIFE |
Newlyweds' car |
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WEDIG4U |
Seen in Santa Cruz, CA. on a very old hearse
being driven by either a grungy teenager or a zombie. |
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WETDRM |
Seen on a Porche...not to sure the driver
should be doing that while he's driving |
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WE WE |
On some van |
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WE WE DR |
A urologist's plate |
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WHAT COP |
On a 86 RX7 |
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WHIZBYU |
Whiz by you, on a 300ZX |
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WHOCARZ |
Who Cares? |
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WHOOSH |
On a porsche |
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WHORU |
Who are you? |
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WHQQSH |
On a '81 Delorean. As you know, the Q's on the
plate actually look like eyeballs. And it's rather appropriate
especially with both gull-wing doors open! |
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WHTHFK |
WHat THe F**K? On a VW Beetle |
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WHY 55 |
Why 55mph? |
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WIKIDD |
Wicked, on a 1993 MAZDA MX-3 that will be in
the IASCA shows this summer |
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WIMOVEH |
On Phil Margo's 1967 Olds.
As a membef of the Tokens, he sang The Lion Sleeps Tonight |
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WISE ASP |
On a Red 93 Dodge Viper in San Diego |
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WKNDLVR |
Weekend Lover, on a red Pontiac Grand Prix,
purchased for the driver by her long-distance love |
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WLDTHNG |
Wild thing, on a VW thing |
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WLPPRIT |
Wall paper it! On a crazed decorators carVW
thing |
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WNDSWPT |
Windswept on a VW convertible |
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WNDWS95 |
Windows 95, On a customized 95 Chevy Astro Van. |
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WOE 2 U |
Several other meanings besides the obvious one:
1) is from the Iron Maiden song "Number of the Beast". It is
also a quote from the bible (Book Of Revelations Chapter 13
Verse 18) |
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WOHORSY |
Whoa Horsy, on a 89 Mustang GT |
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WON IT |
This explains why this big old caddy is PINK! |
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WTFMYM |
"What The F***, Make Your Move", on a lady's 89
Corvette, acquired just before her divorce |
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WUZHIZ |
On a red Corvette in Anaheim California |
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WWWOWW |
On a black dodge stealth |
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WYLDKAT |
Wild Cat, on a 944 |
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X |
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XCLRATN |
Acceleration, on a Corvette |
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XCLER8 |
Accelerate, on a Mustang |
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XEYETING |
On an Optometrist's 1992 black special edition
Miata |
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X-HIPPY |
Something us X-generation can't relate to |
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XITHWY1 |
a trucker's plate, Highway 1 was old CB slang
for trucker heaven |
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XKWIZIT |
Exquisite, on a '56 speedster |
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XLR82XS |
Accelerate to excess, on a motorcycle in Texas |
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XPIRED |
Expired |
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XQQSME |
Excuse me! |
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XQUS ME |
Excuse me, please kindly get out of my way! |
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XQZMOI |
Seen on a Porsche..... (Miss Piggy's perhaps?) |
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XSIV HI |
Excessive high |
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XTAZ |
Ecstasy, on a pearl blue 300ZX Stillen Turbo
with 18" chrome wheels |
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XTC4U2C |
Ecstasy for you to see, on a Nissan 300ZX |
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XTREME |
On a '95 pearl blazer |
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XXRENUF |
Two Ex's are enough or maybe girls are enough? |
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XXX R8D |
XXX-rated |
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XXXXXX |
On a Mercedes |
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XY RN |
On a male Registered Nurses's plate in NY
state. He said at the time he acquired the plate that he
wouldn't date any woman who didn't understand what it meant. |
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XYXX |
On a geneticist's car |
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XYZZY |
Seen on an Ohio car, the magic word |
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Y |
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Y55MPH |
Why 55mph? On an expensive Mercedes |
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YA WHO |
Yahoo!!! Ya who??? |
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YBEAMAN |
Why be a man? Apparently, the owner's name IS
Yvette Beaman. |
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YBY4EN |
Why buy foreign? on a corvette |
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YBNRML |
Why be normal |
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YESLORD |
Devout Christian? |
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YME GOD |
The lament of the ages |
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YOT YM |
My toy, mirror image |
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YOURN8 |
Urinate, seen on a BMW |
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YRUMAD |
Why r u mad, seen on a ZR1 |
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Y TRY |
Why try to catch up? Don't even bother! On a
Porche 928s4 |
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YURNEXT |
On the car of an undertaker |
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YX32 |
Sexy backwards, on a New York plate |
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YY2WRY |
Too wise and too wry to boot. On a Honda Civic
convertible |
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YY4U |
Yet another wise guy. If you believe him, then
he's too wise for you |
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Z |
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ZIPNBY |
Zipping by, on a fast foreign car |
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ZIPPY Z |
On a 300 zx |
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ZMEGOBYU |
On a 300ZX Turbo |
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ZPDUDA |
Zippity doo dah.... |
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ZUNHELL |
Zee you in hell, on a 280-Z |
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Z WIZ |
On a Camaro Z-28 |
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ZZZ |
on a 280Z with 350 V8 Engine |
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ZZZZZZX |
On a 1983 Datsun 300ZX in West Point, VA |
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ZZZZZZZ |
On a 1985 Nissan 300ZX |
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